The 12 Plays of Christmas (2 of 12)

Introducing…the 12 Plays of Christmas. Over the next 12 days, I will write 12 one-act plays that illustrate life in the Nuckols home. Additionally, we will perform these plays for you and put them up on the site.

 

SAFETY

JACK, ALEX, and SHANI are in the living room. ALEX and JACK are on their phones. Shani is reading.

Jack FARTS.

SHANI
Ew!

ALEX
Safety.

JACK
I say safety, you say doorknob, genius.

ALEX
Darn it.

Jack FARTS.

SHANI
Ew! Gross!

ALEX
Safety.

JACK
Doorknob! You have to say doorknob! God, you’re an idiot.

Alex FARTS.

SHANI
Yuck!

JACK
Safety!

ALEX
Safety!

JACK
Now you’ve got me all confused.

Mike enter. He FARTS.

SHANI
Doorknob!

MIKE
Huh?

Alex, Jack, and Shani all attack Mike.

 

END SCENE.

 

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