About mikenuckols

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Haddonfield: 6 Observations

Greetings, loyal NuckolBall readers!…I am running for the Board of Education in my hometown (Haddonfield, NJ). I’m running because I love the education that Haddonfield provides. My kids have both benefited greatly from it and I want to give back to my community.

My plan is to blog the thing. Which I’m excited about.

As of now, I’ve been at this for about 3 weeks — and here are my observations so far.

1) It’s remarkably complex

There are all kinds of crazy forms and registrations required when you run for office. Holy crap is it intimidating. You have to submit a D1, then nominate a treasurer (thanks, Cathy!), then get an EIN, then open a bank account, then resubmit your D1. Then it all has to work with PayPal and connect that to the bank account…it’s madness.

2) I need better clothes

Shani found a video of my opponent speaking to the board of education about a particular book. I interpreted his message as providing the reasons he felt this book should be banned (which I’m completely against). You can see him at around 1:30. Shani’s immediate reaction:

“He’s well dressed! We need to go shopping!”

So our next date night was the Cherry Hill Mall where I got myself some snappy new threads. Shani has officially forbidden me from wearing cargo shorts to public events.

3) I’m not good at asking for help

I’ve had some shockingly awkward conversations. I’m talking to friends I’ve known for 15 years and the calls are a mess.

“Um…hi, it’s Mike.”

“Yeah, what’s up?”

“I…uh, well…I’m running for the board…and was hoping you’d maybe, you know, have an event for me.”

“A what? I don’t get it. Why are you mumbling? What are you talking about?”

“I…well, see…”

4) People are jumping in anyway

It’s been humbling. Literally every day people are reaching out to me and lending their support. Sometimes it’s people I don’t even know. They hear about my campaign from a friend and want to help out. It’s pretty incredible to experience.

5) It’s surprisingly fun (most of the time)

I love all the moving parts. It’s almost like playing one of those old computer games where you have to solve a puzzle to get the key to unlock the door to find the secret riddle. But MAN when you get the website up or the flyers arrive or someone agrees to hold an event…that part is super energizing.

6) My Mom’s legacy is still mighty

My Mom was the President of the Board of Education in the town I grew up in. (Here’s something I wrote about her; it’s still the most read post in NuckolBall history.) In all my campaign materials I talk about her being my inspiration — and boy has that had an impact. I’ve had dozens who remember her make donations in her honor. She died over 25 years ago and her legacy still lasts.

Pretty remarkable. And pretty motivating for me in this election.

So that’s the campaign so far. I’ll keep posting. And if you want to, sign up to follow this blog. If you want to help out on the campaign, reach out to me at ElectMikeNuckols@gmail.com or message me on my FB Page.

And if you’re new to NuckolBall, feel free to read other posts. You’ll get to know me better and read a few fun stories along the way.

OK…some helpful links/info and some photos so far from the campaign.

  • Deadline to register for mail-in ballot in Nov 1 (request yours).
  • Important for students away from home
    • Important for voters away for Fall Break
  • General election is November 8th 

Scenes from the Summer of Joy

I went camping with my buddies from high school in May. Here was the itinerary…

1) Gather at my buddy, Hal’s place.

The Immortal Fleet Wash

2) Then drive up into a remote part of a state park to a secluded spot and set up camp.

And that’s it. We didn’t go anywhere and we didn’t do anything. We set up our gear and stayed there for 24 hours.

And it makes no sense.

And it’s about the best thing in the world.

I drove home with a glow, feeling lucky and content. I thought about all the great stuff planned over the next few months. And I officially declared it: The Summer of JoyTM.

So as we reach the final weekend of the summer, I now share with you, fair reader, scenes from this remarkable moment in time.


Shani and I met up with our friends from Cleveland, Avi and Lora Cover. We got an AirBNB and spent a few days having an absolute blast.

Mary Gautier in Concert

Baseball Road Trip

Jack and I hit the road to see my Dad, visit Cooperstown, see my friend Chief, and see Blue Jays vs Yankees.

Biking with Skinny

The Chicks in Concert

Canoeing with the Kids

I took Alex and two of his friends, plus Jack and two of his friends on a multi-day camping and canoe trip in the Adirondacks. It was fantastic. I also brought my man, Dave Beattie, as wingman extraordinaire. Big shout out to Man Mountain (Mike Flesher), who used to take us on this trip when we were kids.

The Big Trip

We took a 2 week trip to the Northwest. It included Seattle, Portland, 3 National Parks, kayaking, long days of driving, flat tires, bike rides, donuts, and a whole lot of really good time together.

Odds and Ends

A few assorted and random photos. No back story provided.

Wrapping it Up

We didn’t have plans for Labor Day weekend. Jack was back at Fordham. We were ready to shift to the new school year and say good bye to the summer quietly. But then at the last minute some friends invited us to their house in Maryland. And it ended up being a pretty terrific final fun activity for a summer that was indeed filled with Joy.

So, what did you talk about?

Just came back from a road trip with Jack. We went to Vestal to see my Dad, visited the Baseball Hall of Fame, Buffalo to see my friend the Chief, then two days in Toronto for Yankees vs Blue Jays. Spectacular.

That also meant 20+ hours in the car together. And Shani’s first question is always, “What did you talk about?” And the answer is a little complex given where Jack is with his life and his priorities. Let me explain…

Jack is deeply interested in…Partying with his friends
Are we going to talk about that?No.
Jack is deeply interested in…Girls
Are we going to talk about that?No.
Jack is deeply interested in…Classic Rock
Are we going to talk about that?Yes. He revels in music; he wants to talk about it constantly. Every song he slyly pops the volume up 2 notches even in the middle of a conversation.
Does Shani want to hear about those conversations?Hell no.
Jack is deeply interested in…Baseball.
Are we going to talk about that?GOD yes. We rave about the Yanks, discuss trade possibilities, reminisce about other parks we’ve visited. This is non-stop.
Does Shani want to hear about those conversations?Obviously not.

But all of this leaves me with not much to report back about the conversations we had. We didn’t have any deep talks about life, about who he is and how he feels about things. It’s just not what we talk about in this moment of our relationship.

However, the trip certainly was not without meaningful conversation.

In Vestal…

I had a long conversation with my Dad about his life and his outlook as he enters his 80s. We talked about how lucky he was to have found Mary. We talked about his wishes as he ages. We also spent a solid 25 minutes talking about what game shows he likes to watch and what the rules of each game were. And we played a lot of cribbage.

In Buffalo…

We stayed with my best friend of 40+ years, The Chief. After we went out to dinner, he gave me a tour of his house and we ended up standing in his front yard for almost an hour catching up. He finally went and grabbed a couple lawn chairs and we spent another couple hours out there reminiscing about the summer camp we went to in junior high, division of labor between our wives, and God knows what else.

And for both those conversations, Jack was there either as part of the conversation or hanging out on the fringe and observing. 

And wherever Jack and I are in our lives and our current list of conversational topics, we still spent 4 amazing days in each other’s presence. And we had an absolute blast. We got to stand beneath Jackie Robinson’s Hall of Fame plaque and sit in Nolan Ryan’s locker. We split a dozen wings and a beef on weck at Bar Bill in Buffalo. We went to two ballgames in Roger’s Center and saw an absolutely amazing comeback win that had the crowd absolutely bonkers with roaring for their team. 

And of course, we drove our asses off. We’ve become staggeringly good travel partners. We both pack ludicrously light. We can sleep just about anywhere. And our combined capacity of driving is mindboggling. In a single day we can start with breakfast at my Dad’s house, drive to Cooperstown (1.5 hours), revel in the Baseball Hall of Fame, have lunch on Otsego Lake with my dad and Mary, drive to Buffalo (4 hours), dinner out with Chief and his family, then spend the evening at Chief’s place out on the lawn. And the whole thing somehow feels leisurely – no rush at all. I find time to read and write in my journal. Jack watches a movie on his computer. We get plenty of sleep. It’s almost other-worldly, like we step into some kind of time tube when we travel. Road Wizards.

I also need to call out the true MVP of the trip: Grandma Mary. On top of her general wonderfulness feeding us, hosting us, and being lots of fun to spend time with. On top of marrying my dad (which is a remarkable blessing). As we were about to leave Buffalo and head for Toronto, I realized I’d left my work bag and passports in Vestal. Mary hopped in the car and met us at a Burger Kind halfway, which was the difference between making and missing our first ballgame. So generous and wonderful.

For the record, this put us at 18 out of 30 ballparks. We’ll be at 20 by end of year. 

Check it out.

Stick the Landing

This past week I flew to Chicago to meet with some new clients in person. It had been 2 years, and it was amazing. Plus I got to meet my team in person for the first time. We had dinners out, drinks, conversations in taxi cabs.

Then later in the week, my boss from Brazil was finally able to come to the US. So me and the rest of my creative director team met him for a day of working and a happy hour.

It was all pretty exciting, but there was an unexpected part to all of it. It was a series of “get to know you” conversations, which meant I ended up telling the dumb Alex tumor story a bunch of times.

I’ve got the narrative down pretty well at this point and the tone is just right. I keep it quick. I can switch out certain parts if I want more sympathy or if I want to keep things light. But the tough part is when I have to stick the landing. That’s tricky. The conversation is over; we’ve exhausted the subject. But you have to conclude and move on. And really, the options are:

  • “He’s on a lower dose of chemo and seems to be managing it much better, so things are looking up.”
  • “He’s such a resilient kid, it’s amazing to watch. Kids are remarkable.”
  • “There’s definitely good news, though. His tumor shrunk 49% and hopefully in 6 months he’s done with the meds.”

But the reality is different. It doesn’t have a neat wrap up. Not yet, I guess.

  • “So right now I’m in a state of bitterness with a hint of despair. I’ve been finding myself wondering if God really exists and then considering that if he does exist, should I be mad at him?”
  • “It’s like a giant soap bubble is distorting our whole house, but we kinda go on about our day with a bit of an emotional limp.”
  • I’ve moved beyond the ‘it could be worse’ thing and now I’m just kinda low-simmer pissed off all the time.”

But those don’t make good conversation enders — especially for clients. They leave people unsettled and wondering if you’re up for doing your job (which I totally am). You’re a source of distraction and discomfort, not this interesting, smart creative director that is leading the team with a remarkable depth of emotion you’re sure he’ll bring to the work.

Alex is doing pretty well. Genuinely. He’s exercising and putting on weight. His grades are insane. He has great fun with his friends. He’s probably running for student council soon.

The whole baseline for life has shifted down quite a bit, but…well…no. I’ve got no wrap up.

Generally Well Tolerated

I’ve worked as a writer in healthcare marketing for 25 years. I’ve written hundred of brochures, websites, and sales tools about dozens of different drugs. And when it comes to side effects, you really aren’t allowed to say much. The FDA is very particular about overpromising tolerability. So most of the time you just say that the drug is “generally well tolerated.” In fact, I’ve typed those words literally thousands of times.

But now I’m watching Alex live those words and it’s altogether different.

He’s now on a drug called Pazopanib (Votrient). Here is his tolerability report.

  • His hair has turned white, which is pretty bad ass.
  • There was immediate weight loss. He lost all desire (and joy) for food. He dropped about 10 pounds. So we saw a nutritionist and the doctor put him on medical marijuana (pill form). We stuffed our fridge with ice cream and Ensure shakes. And he started to gain some of it back.
  • Diarrhea. Not too bad, but pretty much the everyday norm. It’s “generally tolerable”, but it has kept him home from school a few days because he’s made it clear he’d rather die than use the high school bathroom.
  • Then, around 10 weeks in, the pain started. Hip pain so he walks like a marionette and has to use his arms to get himself in and out of the car. Wrist pain that affects his ability to write and take tests. Even occasional jaw pain to the point that he had to have smoothies for dinner because it hurt too much to chew. Hiking is day to day. Backpacking and diving are out of the question.
  • Because of all of this, they have reduced his dose. The pain is still there, but much reduced. His shit is suddenly solid again which came with 3 days of brutal stomach pain.

Part of what’s so hard is that it keeps changing. It’s inconsistent. You can’t get into a routine where you know what you’re dealing with and how to handle it. He’ll get three days in a row when he’s pain-free and he thinks he’s figured out the right routine of stretching and then BLAM he’s floored for 2 days straight. If I’m being honest, it’s wearing all of us down.

But there have been some good things too.

In January, the MRI showed that the tumor in his leg had shrunk 49%. That was a night for champagne and sparkling cider.

We finally got the results from his genetic testing (which had been hanging over our heads for months). Desmoid Tumors sometimes come with a genetic mutation called FAP. If you have FAP, you are 100% certain to get colon cancer before you turn 30.

So in January they called us and said: “We have the results. We’d like all of you to come in as soon as possible. You’ll meet with your oncologist and then a team of genetic counselors.”

That was a grim drive to CHOP.

But when we got there, they told us Alex did NOT have the FAP mutation. He had a different one that made him slightly more likely to have colon cancer and he should start testing at 40 (instead of 50). No big deal at all. They had called us in because they didn’t want us to read the results ourselves and misinterpret them.

Then the doctors left the room and I went over to Alex, buried my head in his lap, and absolutely sobbed for a solid minute.

And we broke out champagne and sparkling cider again.

It’s been a haul. I thought life would get easier with only one kid in the house, but things have taken a pretty crazy shift.

It’s Sunday as I write this, and Shani and I are home alone. Jack wrote us Thursday and told us he was coming home from Fordham for the long weekend. He announced that he and Alex would be taking the car on Sunday. So now my boys are off somewhere blasting through Pennsylvania, listening to music, talking about God knows what, getting ice cream on my credit card.

That actually might be about the most joyful thing I can imagine.

On top of that, Shani’s parents are coming over for dinner tonight. Covid has derailed things, but tonight the six of us are finally going to have a meal together. I have a fire going in the fireplace. The dog is asleep against my leg. I’m in love with and deeply appreciative of my wife, who is reading a book by the fire.

Life is weird.

The Adventures of Alex (a story in 2 parts)

Part 1: The Grand Tetons (this story has 35 photos)

This past August, like most years, we hit the road for an epic family trip. We hiked Arches National Park in Utah, drove the Million Dollar Highway in Colorado, stayed in a bizarro AirBnb in Iowa, saw friends and family – just amazing. A major part of the trip was for Alex and me to spend 3 days packing the famed Teton Crest Trail in Grand Tetons National Park. Alex and I have a list of backpacking trips we plan to do over our lifetime, and this was at the absolute top.

It did not disappoint. But I want to talk about what he and I talked about.

So, there are camping trips and then there are backpacking trips. On camping trips, you pack in a few miles, but the real event is about the camping. You sit around the fire. You have coffee in the morning. They’re relaxed. And when Alex and I do camping trips, we get lots of time to chatter away about all kinds of things – friends, Marvel movies, life, school, you name it. 

But a backpacking trip is more about the journey itself. And we usually spend most of our time talking about logistics: where to get water, bear canister management, organizing the campsite. This trip was particularly heavy on the logistics– lots of details to discuss and manage. So that was a lot of what we talked about. 

Then the rest of the conversation space got filled up by the landscape itself. I mean, every 10 minutes we’d come to a field or an overlook or a bluff and just be staggered by how gorgeous it was. Which meant we spent tons of time just talking about how unique and stunning the place was and pointing out things to each other.

Tetons Day 1

Tetons Day 2

Tetons Day 3

However, there was also what wasn’t spoken.

As you probably know, Alex has a tumor in his leg (here’s the full story if you want it). At first we thought it was cancer, but it turned out to be a non-cancerous tumor called a Desmoid tumor. They figured that out in April and told us to do nothing unless it was growing. No action needed until we do another scan in October.

But in June Alex pointed out that it was quite obviously growing. 

So back to the doctors, another scan. Yes, not only had it grown but there was a second tumor in his butt. Action was warranted. Alex underwent a procedure called cryoablation, where they put needles into the his leg and hit the tumor with super cold to freeze out whole chunks of it. In fact, here he is coming out of the anesthesia.

They got 50% of the butt tumor and 30% of the leg tumor. They felt great about the results. Next step was drugs (chemo) to knock it down further – but we could wait until after our trip for that.

And that is what wasn’t said on the packing trip through the Tetons. Alex felt it though. It was weighing on him. I had no idea at the time, but in his head he was contemplating the possibility that this was his last packing trip. I think it gave those views an extra layer of emotion – the boy was considering that he might never get to do something like this again. In some ways maybe he was saying goodbye to backpacking.

In fact, he told me later it was why he went swimming in Sunset Lake. It might have been his last chance to swim in a mountain lake like this, so he crept into that ice-cold water with that in mind.

Part 2: Chemo (this story has 1 photo)

We got home and the next week Alex started a drug called Nexavar. We were warned that most common side effect was a rash on the feet and hands. In fact, they recommended Alex lather up with Eucerin before bed each night (which he did and hated).

For the first few days everything seemed fine. But that Saturday, Shani and I were going to the store when she got a frantic phone call from Alex. His legs were itching wildly. We flipped a U-turn and rushed home. But by the time we got there, he was good. Jack had suggested a cold shower and that had done the trick.

The next day, nothing. Seemed fine. But just to be safe, I stayed home with Alex as Shani dropped Jack off at Fordham alone (which broke my heart a little).

But still no issues – all good.

Labor Day Weekend arrived, and we were going to drive to New York to spend the weekend at my Dad’s house – the first time since COVID. We headed out on Friday afternoon, and as we got in the car, Alex pointed out a small red hive on each of his elbows. No big deal. No itch. We called the doctor – they said keep an eye on it, monitor for fever, and it should be fine. So we kept going. Traffic was heavy so it took us an hour to get through Philly, which is when we noticed that both hives had grown. They’d started as quarter-sized, but now both of them had branched out.

Shani – blessed, brilliant, wonderful Shani – insisted we turn around. Just to be safe. I called my dad to share the bad news, spun the car around, and did the hour of traffic all over again.

We called the doctor again and were told to monitor for fever. 100.7 meant go to the ER. Which happened at about 11:00 that night. We were in the ER until 4:30 AM. No infection, labs were good, and the fever came down. We were in the clear.

But not really.

The rest of Labor Day Weekend was a slow creep. The hives spread. They showed up on his hands and feet. They crept up his wrists. The fever came and went, but stayed low. He felt crummy every evening and went to bed early. The bottoms of his feet started to hurt to the point where just walking down the stairs was painful. He and I played a ton of Lego Marvel Avengers on the Xbox and we kept in touch with the doctor. The instructions were always the same – fever of 100.7 meant ER.

Monday morning he woke up and the rash had spread. Chest, back, legs. And that evening he got a fever that crossed the threshold. We drove him to CHOP in Philly. They admitted him.

OK – ready for the photo?

That’s his back. Shit got real. Fast. That night the rash covered him entirely.

And then the itching came.

OK – deep breath. Here we go.

You’ve experienced itching, right? Poison Ivy, bug bite, athlete’s foot? Then you know how awful it is.

The worst itching you’ve ever experienced wouldn’t even touch this.

It would flare up and take hold of his entire body. His hands, feet, legs, chest. It looked like he was being electrocuted; he would flail around the hospital bed. He would grit his teeth and scream. He would get up and stomp and swirl around the room slapping at his skin.

Nothing they gave him provided any relief. Prescription-strength Benadryl, hydrocortisone – it did nothing. IVs, creams, lotions, ice packs. 

I remember as one flare-up came on, he started crying out: “Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad!” A child begging for his daddy to help him. In fact, I can still kind of hear that in my head. And I stood by helpless to do anything.

In the thick of another bad flare up he stood up and screamed: “It’s not getting any better!” and then he collapsed onto his bed sobbing. I staggered over and buried my face into his back, bawling myself. And I’d like to say it was in support or solidarity, but it wasn’t. It was selfish; watching him was too much to take and I fell apart.

Hoo boy.

It went on like that for three days. He probably slept a total of 6 hours during that span.

Some things did help, though. 

First off, they had an IV opioid that gave him short periods of relief – but they were pretty sparing with that.

We found that bad TV could be a distraction. He and I threw ourselves into Bachelor in Paradise and got so into it we were yelling at the screen and telling the nurses all about the plot twists. The following night, Shani and Alex watched 7 consecutive episodes of Law and Order SVU.

But the biggest difference-maker was Alex himself.

When he was two years old, he couldn’t pronounce the word “cookie.” He would say “coo-tee.” Shani tells the story of listening to Alex in the back of the car trying over and over to say the word right. “Coo-tee! Coo-ka-tee! Coo-TEE! Cook! Cook! Cook-EE!”

I have memories of watching Alex literally will himself to learn how to read. His little eyes were burning into the book as he mouthed syllables. Forcing himself to figure it out.

Alex is driven and deliberate and smart as hell. I watched him deliberately set out to master the itching. He would feel it coming on and force himself to stay in control. It was amazing to watch. He still lost it sometimes, but sometimes he would fight through it.

The itching finally started to recede after three days. Alex slept for 12 hours straight. Then they sent him home the next day.

So…here we are a few weeks later. He’s back at school. In fact, he just blew up the grade curve on his calc test and got 100. The itching and rash are long past. He and I hiked Hawk Mountain last weekend (5.1 miles, 1096 feet). He started a different medicine about a week ago. A few side effects, but nothing bad – although we’re kind of on pins and needles. All three of us are still a bit shaken.

I’ll close by mentioning one last thing that’s helped Alex: he has wonderful friends who love him. Our last evening in the hospital was his 16th birthday. We snuck in two of his best friends, who came in with Swedish fish and potato chips and gummi worms and a cake. Shani and I stepped out to let them hang out, but I already could see Alex sitting up taller and with more color in his skin. I heard them all laughing as we closed the door.

Here’s our list of packing trips.

Oh, and here’s a few photos from the rest of our big trip.

MLB Season: 2021

I was up at 6:00, got Jack up at 6:45, and we were on the road by 7:10 with Jack’s “Everything Mega” mix blasting out The Grateful Dead, Rolling Stones, and in what felt like minutes we’d bounded across Pennsylvania and were pulling into the lot in Pittsburgh, and then a block later we were among joyous people decked out in all manners of Pirates gear (and some Mets too), then we were through the gates and into the masterpiece of ballparks with views of yellow bridgespans and the cityscape and hillsides crowded with houses and trees where we slurped down greasy pierogis, gave the usher a $5 tip, and were soon joined by our old friends Avi and Solomon Cover to sit right at field level third base and chatter away as we watched a terrific game all the way to the last pitch then shuffling out to cars to city streets to Interstate 80 to Cover’s backyard for burgers and laughing and Avi and I split three pints and a sneak run to Jeni’s Ice Cream and somehow still in bed by 10:00, and then up again, quick shower, quick food run, and off for Chicago just flashing across the miles to our hotel nestled deep in the heart of Chinatown where we quickly threw our stuff in the room and then off and apace, striding through Chicago, so thrilled to be there, pointing out every detail of the city to each other until finally across the wide lot, wait at the gate, and then into a genuinely under-appreciated and unfairly-maligned Guaranteed Rate Field with its black steel framing and its unpretentious crowds, where we had great seats already, but for batting practice we sat in the right field section with counters and real chairs and our own waitress named Terry who let us open a tab and we never left, and I could smell grilled Chicago sausages and these four guys were chattering away behind us and my newly 18-year-old son was next to me and I was drinking a beer and I texted Shani: “I am in Nirvana”, and she texted me back to let me know that Alex said you can’t be in Nirvana, you have to achieveNirvana, so I texted back: “At the top of the 2nd inning on my son’s 18th birthday at Guaranteed Rate Field, I achieved Nirvana” and it was true, in fact, I continued to achieve Nirvana up until the final out and all the way through our walk back to the hotel and even that evening as we wandered Chinatown, went through a dingy doorway, up a shining escalator to discover a dim-sum palace for a tremendous dinner of shrimp dumplings and pork buns and mango pudding and still back and in bed by 10:00 to be up for a few work meetings and then out the door to the parking garage where Jack took it straight north in six lanes of roaring traffic and Everything Mega put on Hot for Teacher and we both air-guitared like meth addicts and soon we were at our hotel in Milwaukee, which was only 2 miles from the park, we could literally see it from our hotel window, but it was 2 miles of industrial boredom so we went to find a cab and instead the baseball gods put two electric scooters right there at the taxi stand and we were OFF, buzzing across lots and sidewalks, all the way to the gates of the marvel of engineering that is American Family Field, here, look at this photo… 

…which doesn’t do it justice, but we sat and were tired and hot and kinda hitting a wall until the baseball gods sent a breeze that brought a cold front that brought a 15 degree drop in temperature, and I brought back two bratwurst, a Pepsi for Jack, and a Leinenkugel for me (not my usual style, but Good Lord delicious), which brought us back into the state of pure gratitude that only comes from riding the arc of a full 9-inning journey that ended with us energized and appreciative, so we found two more scooters and rattled through Milwaukee to the “Deer District” packed with Bucks fans ready for Game 6, then finally a Lyft back to the hotel where we watched the NBA finals while Jack did 270 push-ups and when the Bucks won we could see fireworks from our 19th floor window and still, with all that, we got to bed by 11:00 to be up and on the road by 7:00, staring 13 hours and 49 minutes of driving right in the mouth, so I took the first shift and got us on the other side of Chicago, then Jack took us across Indiana and Ohio, ripping at a healthy 81 MPH while I took conference calls and literally presented creative concepts to a client from the passenger seat, but then Jack started to feel the drag so I took over only stopping to gas and piss and grab food quick and in no time were on the Schuylkill through Philly, across the Walt, and pulling into the driveway.

At one point, as we were walking back from Guaranteed Rate Field, Jack emphatically pronounced: “We are good at this.”

And he’s right. Both for road trips and ballparks we execute perfectly. We road trip so efficiently that 13 hours seems easy, almost matter of fact – and we took in every second. As for ballparks, we know how to get there, how to navigate, how to flow with the crowds and the game itself, how to drift out and exit without the slightest bit of strain. It’s all leisure, all float, all immersion in magic water. It seems almost impossible that in a single day we can drive 5 hours, spend 5+ hours in a ballpark, and still have time to leisurely explore the city and find a dim-sum dinner adventure. But we’re that fluid, that proficient – as Jack said, we’re that good.

The conversation stayed easy. There was no weight between us, only lockstep. When we drove to Spring Training a few years ago, Jack pumped me for information about the year I lived in my car and the year Shani and I travelled the globe. He literally made me go through every day and every location. 

But now he knows everything, I suppose. I still have a few stories to tell, but the big ones are covered.

There wasn’t a deep talk. There wasn’t an opening of hearts and exchange of life outlook to bring us closer. But then again, maybe we can’t get any closer. Maybe our hearts are as open as hearts can get. I think mine is. Maybe there’s not much more that needs to be said.

He’s ready.

He’s spent the past 18 years as part of an ensemble cast, and now he’s ready to have his own spinoff. He’s ready to be the title character. He’s ready to be the protagonist with a whole new supporting cast around him.

I’m ready too.

The whole dynamic of the house will change. Shani and I will have less to consider and track and think about. More freedom; less responsibility. It’s the start of a new time of our lives as a couple. 

Yes, I’m ready. But I still get sad thinking about it.

And then I think about baseball.

Because for a decade it’s been our space together. Each year he and I have gone to 4-6 ballgames. We’ve watched batting practice, commented on plays, ate ballpark food. We’ve marveled, evaluated, critiqued, and above all, appreciated. It’s been an alternate world that we would step into – a world we knew exactly how to navigate, how to explore. A world where we noticed and relished every detail. My great God, what a blessing every minute has been. Every minute.

Yes, Jack is leaving. 

Yes, my son is going off and he will not be back. Things will never again be the way they are now. 

But while he may be leaving…

That world of ours isn’t going anywhere.

I think we’re gonna do Florida next year.

The start of the journey
Glorious PNC Park
With our close friends.
BBQ back at the Covers’ place in Cleveland
Late night ice cream run to Jeni’s
Waiting to enter Guaranteed Rate Field
Jack’s first experience with Dim Sum
Our hotel in Milwaukee — ballpark is visible, but how do we get there?
The baseball gods provide us with…Scooters!
Entering American Family Field — unlike any other ballpark
A shot from inside the stadium.
The “Deer District” before Game 6 of the NBA Finals. We checked it out after the Brewers game. (Note: We didn’t take this photo.)
Our magnificent drive home. Even with pitstops, we still made it home by 9:45.

Vengeance and Loss in New York City

A little baseball set up…

The Houston Astros cheated.

In 2017, the Astros and the Yankees faced off in the American League Championship. It was a best-of-seven series and the winner would go on to the World Series. And after an epic battle that went back and forth, the Astros won. They then went on to defeat the Dodgers to win the world championship.

But they cheated. They had a series of cameras monitoring the opposing catcher’s signs so they could determine what pitch was about to be thrown. They had a guy stationed right inside the dugout who would bang a trash can to signal to the batter what pitch to expect.

This is not conjecture. It was proven conclusively through the MLB investigation. The manager was banned from baseball for a year; the team was fined 5 million dollars.

Which meant that suddenly the series Jack and I had watched with such joy and devastation. That series the Astros just barely eeked out. Oh yeah, that series felt very different to us and to every Yankees fan.

And now finally…after two years of waiting…finally…those miserable cheating Astros would be returning to Yankees Stadium and facing a home crowd. Finally those scumbags were going to hear from us.

We weren’t going to miss it.

Tickets were tough to get. The stadium was only at 15% capacity, so we ended up shelling out almost $100 for nosebleed seats. But as so often happens to us, the baseball gods smiled down.

On the morning of the game, I received an alert saying my tickets had been refunded and I would have credit for my next purchase. REFUNDED?!? I panicked and went online to find new seats, expecting the worst. But the weather called for rain, which meant that tons of seats were available for cheap. My refund money landed us seats that were normally $123 each — just 14 rows away from third base.

Oh yes, the Astros were most certainly going to hear from us.

We left the house at noon, way earlier than we needed. We planned to follow our normal routine: park in Washington Heights (the neighborhood where we lived until Jack was 2) and then take the subway to the game.

As we drove across the George Washington Bridge, we looked over the city.

“You’ll live here soon,” I said. (Jack is going to Fordham University in the fall.)

“I was telling my friends that I’ll learn how to navigate things here. I can’t wait to be able to do that.”

“Your brother is now saying that he wants to live here someday.”

“It’s all I’ve wanted my whole life,” he said a little dreamily.

I prowled the car around the familiar neighborhood, took a turn down a side street, and found the perfect spot. There was even an abandoned lot right there where we could take a much need pee.

We were hours early and it was raining, so we bought some pizza and ate it back in the car. Then after a while we made our way to the subway.

At the stadium we waited outside a McDonalds until the gates finally opened. Giddy with excitement, we bounced into the concourse hoping for batting practice and a chance to start jeering the Astros, but they wisely stayed huddled in their locker room out of the rain.

We wandered the stadium, toured Monument Park, and did out normal and sacred routine until game time approached and we went to our seats. It was go time. And the fans did not disappoint.

Jack actually put it this way: “Back home, people know about the cheating, but they don’t really care that much. It felt really good to be in a stadium full of people were were all as angry about it as I am.”

The chants were merciless. The boos were non-stop. Those players will spend every away game for the rest of their careers being called out as cheaters. And in my mind, they deserve it.

And I don’t know whether to call it a rite of manly passage, father-son bonding, or terrible parenting — but to stand next to my son as we both chanted “FUCK-THE-AS-TROS!” was something I really enjoyed.

I took a more refined approach to heckling as well. The Astro’s star third baseman and cheater, Alex Bregman, was less than 100 feet away. During quiet moments in the game I would call to him. My goal was to hit home. I showered him with a barrage of taunts meant to hurt him.

“Hey Bregman! Hey Bregman — what does your little league coach think of you now?”

“Hey Bregman! Hey Bregman — did you give a World Series ring to the guy who banged the trash can?”

“Hey Bregman! Hey Bregman — how does it feel to know you used to be a role model for kids?”

“Hey Bregman! Hey Bregman — have you ever called your manager to apologize?”

“Hey Bregman! Hey Bregman — how does it feel to know you cared more about a world championship than you did about your own integrity?”

He heard me. I could tell. And the crowd loved it. They started looking over at me every inning. They’d get quiet, and then they’d “oooh” after each barb.

Alex Bregman is an excellent third basemen. But in the bottom of the 6th inning, he fielded a routine ground ball, set, and misfired a throw to first base. I am personally taking credit for that error.

It was a great game. The first half was tense and locked at 3-3. We huddled in the pouring rain and hung on every pitch.

But as the weather cleared, the Yankees broke it open. Guys who were slumping got big hits and the crowd went wild. Then when the Yankees closer, Aroldis Chapman, threw the final pitch, he had an extra level of intensity to his trademark stare, knowing that when the Astros didn’t know what pitch was coming, they couldn’t touch him.

It was a long game and it was nearly midnight before we made it back to Washington Heights. I stopped at a Bodega to get a cup of coffee. Jack tossed a package of gummy bears onto the counter next to my cup.

“You know you want these,” he said, and then exchanged a smile with the guy behind the counter.

There’s a banter in New York City. It’s not small talk exactly and it’s certainly not conversation. It’s somehow a product of having to live your life with other people in your personal space, and you become fluent in it when you live there.

We left and walked along the subdued sidewalks. Two guys was across the street called to us.

“Did we win?” they asked, seeing our Yankees shirts.

“Hell yes,” shot back.

“Fuck the Astros,” Jack added as a friendly goodbye.

This boy is leaving me soon. I can feel it. I can feel him sliding away.

For 18 years this boy has occupied my life. He has occupied my kitchen and my couch. He has occupied my daily schedule. He has occupied the sounds of our home.

He has occupied my heart.

And he’s leaving. Soon.

I feel like I’m holding a wet bar of soap that is sliding, sliding, and any second it will squirt out of my hands.

He is a kite that I carefully lifted into the air until the wind started to take hold. I’ve let it rise higher and higher, laughing as it dipped and soared, letting out more and more string.

But the string is almost at its end. And soon he will fly away and out of my grasp. Soon I will be without the reassuring tug of the line against my hand.

We rounded the corner, peed in the empty lot, and then reached the car. As I opened the door, I looked up; we hadn’t seen it in the rain when we had parked. But now the entire length of the George Washington Bridge was spread out right before us, shining in the glossy night.

The Not Cancer Post

(See video at the end)

It was a Saturday afternoon. I was in the living room teaching myself Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen on the guitar. Alex came down.

“Dad. I have this lump.” Then he turned and showed me the back of his right thigh.


A fist-sized blob of flesh was pushing out against his skin. I felt it; it was squishy and moved up and down if I pressed it.

“How long have you had that?”

“A while. At least a month.”


He told me later that when he saw my reaction he got worried. He expected Shani to be nervous, but he expected me to blow it off. 

I called Shani down, did some googling, forbade Shani from googling, and then took him to PM Pediatrics. Not so much because I thought it was urgent, but because we were going to worry about it until we saw a doctor.

That doctor wasn’t much help. She said we needed to see our regular pediatrician and get a referral for an ultrasound. And she seemed alarmed. Doctors usually have good poker faces, but I felt her emotions rise when she laid eyes on that lump.

Things went pretty quick from there. Pediatrician Monday. Referred for ultrasound Tuesday. Referred for MRI Wednesday morning. And each step brought another level of fear into the whole thing. Our pediatrician told us she would call as soon as she got the radiologist report from the MRI. She told us to expect it Thursday.

But that Wednesday afternoon, I was on the back porch leading a conference call. Shani popped her head out.

“Come on,” she said, phone to her ear and waving me inside.

“I have to go,” I announced abruptly and closed the laptop.

It was the pediatrician. We sat at the kitchen table; Shani put it on speaker.

I knew from her tone.

I honestly don’t remember what she said, although my heart is racing now just writing about it. I wrote some words down on a piece of paper. Here, check it out.

But whatever words she spoke, what they meant was clear. Alex had cancer.

We hung up the phone just as Alex walked into the kitchen. We told him. I went upstairs and told Jack. And soon we were all upstairs in our beds. Jack was under the covers, stunned. Alex was in his room texting friends. Shani and I sat on our bed and stared at each other. We rotated some. I’d go sit with Jack. Shani would lay with Alex for a while. The only levity was that occasionally the puppy would bound in and demand attention, joyfully oblivious to the situation.

I went downstairs and called my brother. The call went like this…




[Insert 60 seconds of gasping and trying to speak before he finally gets the words out.]

Alex has cancer.

[Insert two full minutes of uncontrolled sobbing.]

Chris said all the right things; he was wonderful as my brother always is. He asked me a bunch of questions, none of which I knew answers to. When we hung up, I decided I wasn’t up for making any more phone calls. He promptly overnighted Alex a care package of bacon and candy.

That evening, Shani’s friend, who is a pediatrician, came over and read through the radiologist report for us and answered our questions.

And I’m fairly sure that night was the worst night of my life.

The next day Alex and Shani went to CHOP (Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia). Our pediatrician had gotten us in to see Dr. Kristy Webber, one of the world’s leading experts on sarcomas. They conferenced me in as well as our friend, Heather. We recorded the conversation and Heather took notes.

Dr. Webber was pretty amazing. She was competent and direct. She spoke in plain language. She listened. She addressed Alex directly.

She told us that the MRI was not conclusive. It could be cancer; it could be something else. She wanted a biopsy and then we would move forward quickly. In the meantime, Alex should exercise and go about his normal life.

So we kinda did that. I told my family after that (through email). We told our jobs. Then a few days later, Shani took Alex in for a biopsy. They laid him on his belly, numbed the area, and then pulled out chunks of the tumor using a giant syringe.

Then more waiting. (I think cancer is mostly about waiting.) Shani and I barely left the house. If we did, we made detailed plans for conferencing each other in if Dr. Webber called with results. We went about our days in a tense fog.

The call was quick. Shani was in the car when it came and it was too fast to conference me in. She called me right after; I was in the car with Alex.

“Dr. Webber said that she wants to run one more test, but from what she sees so far, she is ‘cautiously optimistic‘.”

I felt muscles in my neck and back letting go. I had no idea they were even clenched, but suddenly I was deflating deliciously like a punctured parade float.

“Alex, if you don’t have cancer….Fuuuuuuuucccccck.”

Dr. Webber said she’d get back to us the following Monday or even Tuesday. And I can promise you that during that time, no words have ever been analyzed more exhaustively than we analyzed the phrase ‘cautiously optimistic.’

It was actually Thursday when she finally called.

It was not cancer.

Alex has what is called a “Desmoid Tumor.” It is not cancer; it does not spread. And unless it is painful or growing, they don’t do anything. They just leave it. Alex had to have another scan in 3-6 months, but otherwise that was it.

So, funny thing. Alex and I have a list of hikes and backpacking trips in National Parks all over the country. Our plan is to work our way through the list over the years. (You better stay in shape, Dad!) And on our list is to go canoe-camping in Congaree National Park in South Carolina.

We’d planned to go last spring, but we had to cancel due to the pandemic. We’d rescheduled for this April and even put a deposit down on a canoe rental. But the lump screwed all that up. We figured there was no way we could still go. Even if it wasn’t cancer, Alex would still have to have surgery to remove the lump. We’d written off Congaree once again.

But about 5 minutes after we got off the phone hearing the news about the Desmoid Tumor, it hit me. I rushed up the stairs and into Alex’s room.

“Alex! We can still do Congaree!”

And a happy dance followed.

So last Friday we mounted up and drove south. The drive was nine hours. We alternated album choices (Purple Rain, Adele 21, Faith, lots more) and we chattered away about if Jack would get a girlfriend in college, theories about Falcon and Winter Soldier, what it was like living in New York City. We gorged ourselves on luscious blackberries that we had brought. And every time we stopped for gas or to pee on the side of the road, the bright smell of spring got more and more intense.

Our hotel was by a huge mall, so early the next morning I let Alex try driving the car around the massive empty parking lots. At 10:00 we went to get our canoe only to find that the park was flooded (!) which meant canoeing wasn’t possible.

Alex didn’t miss a beat.

“Smoky Mountains National Park is 4 hours away!”

So we shot west as Alex found us a hotel in Tennessee. By 2:30 we were on the trail and did an epic, stunning 13-mile hike that took us well past sundown. He and I are so good at hiking together; it was just terrific.

Sunday morning we gassed up and pointed back north. Alex put on the soundtrack to Hamilton. We cranked it up loud, and we sang out loud to every song as we flew across gorgeous country filled with hills and farms. We even started to cast our family version of Hamilton (I’m George Washington, Alex is Hamilton).

But it was during the song “Dear Theodosia” that I started to feel them. Tendrils of emotion began burrowing across my chest. The song is a duet between Aaron Burr and Hamilton. They’ve both just become fathers and they’re singing their hopes for their newborn children. The lyrics caught me again and again. (“I’ll keep the world safe and sound for you.”) And the reality of the past month started to really sink in. I held it together until “It’s Quiet Uptown.” Hamilton’s son is killed in a duel, and the song is two parents grieving for a dead child. I became acutely conscious of Alex’s physical presence just two feet to my right. The reality of my son. He was right there; I could touch him.

  • On the night after we got the initial diagnosis, three times Shani woke me up wracked with uncontrollable sobbing. We wrapped around each other in the dark and she murmured “he’s my baby” over and over.
  • On the evening we got the initial diagnosis, Jack Nuckols got in the car and drove. He put it on the New Jersey Turnpike and blasted 100 miles north. I can picture him blaring music and screaming along with it, drowning with emotion. Contemplating the threat to our nuclear family that is the core of his whole world.
  • On the day after we learned it wasn’t cancer, my Uncle Bob called me and through gravelly sobs told me it had been “the longest two weeks of his life.”

Because in the darkest moments of this ordeal, when we let it slip in, what we were facing was the possibility of living in a world that didn’t have Alex in it. We were facing the possibility that this boy would grow sicker and thinner and weaker. That he would face debilitating pain and nausea and eventually…let go. This glowing star of a boy, who shines so dazzlingly bright, would begin to dim, and then flicker, and then go out. My son.

But there he was, real, right next to me, signing every word of “Your Obedient Servant.”

I looked out the window to the left and tears just sort of dribbled out.

So, here’s what I’ll say. Two things.

1) No sympathy, please. Accepting sympathy would feel almost dishonest to me. Narcissistic. Ungrateful. Everyone reading this knows someone who didn’t find out it wasn’t cancer 20 days into the process. Send your support there. I actually believe my brother’s response was the appropriate one.

2) Friends. For each of us — Alex, Jack, Shani, and myself — for each of us in different ways, it was friends who carried us. I felt that support every single second of the ordeal. And I come away reminded of what I already knew: That when it comes to love, I am the richest man in the world. Deep and heartfelt thanks to everyone who lent their love and friendship.

Oh. And we’re doing Congaree in November, dammit! Also…I made a little tribute/gratitude video. See below.

You Best College Tip

I wrote Jack a letter for Christmas (I do that every year). And I shared the following advice for when he heads to college:

1) Don’t put off your work.

Jack does.

2) Don’t get fat.

I did.

3) Don’t get into debt

I didn’t.

4) Don’t smoke

I’ve got a deal with both boys (credit to Devin Moberg) where on the day they graduate college, if they haven’t ever smoked a cigarette, I will hand them a check for $1000.

OK…but because it was a big list of “don’t” — I ended with:

But more important is what you SHOULD do. And the answer is…everything. Go explore. Go try things. Go make mistakes. Say yes to the world. Say yes to weird offers. Say yes to pretty girls. In fact, those things I don’t want you to do are really there because they’ll limit your ability to do the million other things that are out there. Go have adventures. LOTS of them. Life is short – go live the crap out of it!

So that’s what I had. Gimme your college advice for the boy.